But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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