I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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