I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My ass is underappreciated
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
do nipples grow back?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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