He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
