To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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