Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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