We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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