i just google imaged poop.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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