3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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