You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
