I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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