Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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