redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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