Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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