that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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