We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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