he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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