This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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