Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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