super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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