i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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