kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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