I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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