i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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