So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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