The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
