Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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