I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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