Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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