You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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