So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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