Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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