your room smells of hookers.
And success
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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