If i come over, it means nothing
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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