gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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