When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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