He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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