Your dad touched me again.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
How does one acquire holy water?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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