The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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