Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just got carded by a ten year old.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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