Dual....:-)
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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