I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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