Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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