bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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