i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
