What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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