It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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