I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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