he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
