Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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